Having a toddler brings no end of entertainment, my toddler thinks she is Entertainments Manager in our house and loves nothing more than making us laugh.
Since going to nursery, she has met a little boy called Lennon John. She insists every single day that his name is Lemon. There is no convincing her otherwise, especially as she now knows it makes us laugh.
Peppa Pig has a parrot called Polly Parrot. According the the 2 year old, it's name is Polly Carrot. Again, there is no convincing her otherwise.
But my favourite thing at the moment is her morning prayer. Before snack time at my daughters' nursery and school, they say a prayer, according to the 2 year old, this is how is goes ......
Bless us oh garden as we sit together,
Bless the food we eat today,
Bless us oh garden, Amy.
Her big sister tries to teach her the correct prayer but as per usual, there is no convincing her otherwise.
I think the Priest may have a struggle with this one at First Communion time!!